Thursday, February 23, 2006

Newest Clan Member

I am pleased to introduce the newst member of the family; Mr Smyth. He is a very small person, some have likened him to a small child, but this is not the case. Wise beyond his years, he is a man of few words, but enjoys the simple pleasures of life - warm milk, clean underclothes and large cotton pillows. Living a life of privelege that most of us could only dream of, Smyth employs a variety of helpers that care for him 24 hrs a day - cooking him special meals, entertaining him, dressing him and managing his global investments.


Kyle said...

Aww! He's so cute! And I bet he craps the bed, just like Team Canada. Yes he does! Yes he does!

Who's the little poop factory?

Ohhhh jeboo boo!

Anonymous said...

The only reason Team Canada crapped the bed was b/c Janet bet against them. Yes she did!

lil sister said...

i ain't no a-no-no-mouse