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Saturday, August 27, 2005

The Players: Willy


Willy the Whippet can best be described as a true gentleman's companion; upright and obliging - he is the quintessential gad-about-town. His days of napping on the couch and cushion-chewing are frequently punctuated by frenzies of jumping on reluctant guests, assaulting unsuspecting canines and shedding hair at an impossible rate. His nemesis, my father, has often commented that I collect enough 'Willy hair' in my dustpan to create a small pack of similiar whippets. Indeed, I have arranged a paper-mache 'faux Willy' using common chicken wire and lumps of coal (as his beady little eyes).

8 comments:

CANDU said...

I run brothel in Istanbul, we would like to hire Willy for contract work for some of our clients. Is he available? Is so how much? Does that amount include mop up after?

CANDU said...

"Can you all seem me? Can you all hear me?"

CANDU said...

George Bush is interested in your dog?

CANDU said...

Willy has been replaced with willi

CANDU said...

is it possible that you do not monitor this blog at all? and perhaps its just a fading fad?

CANDU said...

http://www.maxfish.com/art2002/oct02/oct_02.html

dem said...

willy is reading this right now over my shoulder...

Anonymous said...

i tried to win over your dog, but it was not meant to be. He has a strange almost insestual attachment to you. Perhaps it is time to stop breast-feeding him.